Everything is awesome on the water
Beers taste better.
My smile is bigger, my skin is browner, my hair is glossier, my teeth are whiter and while none of this may actually be factual, the simple truth of the matter is…
Everything is awesome on the water!
Fact: salt water cures everything!
Again the actual factual proof may be missing here and the fact is it may only work for me, but everything is better on the water, and I mean everything!
While some friends are more relaxed, some find humour in everything, others get behind the wheel and their inner gangster is unleashed as we cruise the waters for blokes (ably assisted by me on lookout).
What’s not to love right?
Everything is awesome on the water.